Today we’re going to go on a class trip! *hands out acid*
I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.
*checks if acne is still there*
girls should have long hair. i prefer girls with long hair. the hair must be very long at least 85 ft. long so that i may wrap my entire body around it several times and coat it in salive and form a cocoon from which i will emerge victorious and claim my throne as the moth king
"why didn’t you do your homework?"