Small people are in short supply

parks and recreation + text posts

adultnapped:

Omg

batchthecumber:

So my school has this thing where we give offerings to our mascot, Testudo, during finals week because legend has it that he’s pretty lucky.

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And it’s this pretty cool tradition. But now, well, I think it may be getting a little out of hand….

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aneatoblog:

When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.

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confirmance:

ignoring me is really the best way to irritate me

brititsh:

when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs
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theawesomeadventurer:

officialkirstie:

Thanks, I left it at the yacht club

I DIDNT EVEN KNOW YOU ACTUALLY OWNED THAT SHIRT

blacklightninja:

smugsbunny2:

confirmed

but what was confirmed?!



i jUST WANT TO BE LIKED

I SPELLED BEVERAGE WRONG

i jUST WANT TO BE LIKED

I SPELLED BEVERAGE WRONG

blacklightninja:

intense-wizardy:

pizzaforpresident:

I would take a bullet for garlic bread

who would shoot a garlic bread

exactly

radikari:

what haircuts tell you about sexuality:

  • straight girls all have long hair
  • lesbians always have short hair
  • bisexuals wear an elegant yet easy to maintain bob
  • asexuals shave their head in the style of the pious monk
  • pansexuals put pans on their head. they put a fucking pan on th