parks and recreation + text posts
So my school has this thing where we give offerings to our mascot, Testudo, during finals week because legend has it that he’s pretty lucky.
And it’s this pretty cool tradition. But now, well, I think it may be getting a little out of hand….
When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.
ignoring me is really the best way to irritate me
when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs
Thanks, I left it at the yacht club
I DIDNT EVEN KNOW YOU ACTUALLY OWNED THAT SHIRT
I would take a bullet for garlic bread
who would shoot a garlic bread
what haircuts tell you about sexuality:
- straight girls all have long hair
- lesbians always have short hair
- bisexuals wear an elegant yet easy to maintain bob
- asexuals shave their head in the style of the pious monk
- pansexuals put pans on their head. they put a fucking pan on th