Don't Fuck With My Emotions.

tupacaroni:

why are mondays so long they take like 3 days to finish

wanglnciaga:

so when ur famous do u just magically have great skin or

yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job

drarna:

i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

glowcloud:

u know when u wake up and u can’t remember ANYTHING specific about a dream that u had but u just have this vague FEELING from that dream… that fucks me up

american-fuckin-horror-story:

i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this

boywitch:

raccoon dad comes home and dumps trash on the table. raccoon kids are like “trash again??? youre the best dad ever” raccoon moms like “no trash until you finish ur trash”

intersouls:

This exact moment in Charlie’s angels is so iconic in my life

intersouls:

This exact moment in Charlie’s angels is so iconic in my life

sharpayevons:

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

daftpostpunk:

my dying words better be “im going ghost”

guy:

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”